016 - "Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe..." "Help to make the season bright."

[bestwishes]

[Over the phone line, you may hear some shouting as a certain Pokémon Trainer chases an attack turkey through the house.]

Get back here! Hey! Come on, you were the one who started this! Darn it... Flare Blitz, Infernape!

NAAAAPE!!

Ack, crap, crap, crap... I sure could use Buizel or Corphish right now...

No need to worry, I've got it! [Splash!]

Try a Mach Punch instead? WAAAAHH!! It's on my face, get it off! OW!! You punched me in the face Infernape! Return!

Bulbasaur, I choose you! Razor Leaf!!

Bulbasaur!! [Crash!!]

Oops, bad idea... Grab it with your vine whip!

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[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

Ash? Ash! Are you alright?!

[bestwishes]

WAAAAAAARRRGH!! [Thump!]

Owowow... Huh, the phone?

Oh, hey Misty. I'm fine. Kinda?

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

What kind answer is that?

[bestwishes]

Well, my face hurts a bit, but I'm still okay?

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

At least you're not dead.

[bestwishes]

Yeah, dying is way worse than a sore face.

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

Yeah...definitely.

[bestwishes]

So, have you been attacked by any turkeys?

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

I haven't.... actually.

[bestwishes]

Well, just be careful if you get a turkey? It might attack you.

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

You think I didn't notice?

[bestwishes]

Well, figured it was a good idea to warn you anyway?

[cascadedwater.livejournal.com]

Well, thanks for the warning, anyway.

tags will be slow for me, sorry D:

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Crowe has the thing backed into a corner with a chair, as if he were trying to tame a lion instead of a runaway turkey. There were 4 other turkeys sitting on the doorstep too, oh god oh god.]

Ash! Don't touch those other ones! Don't touch anything this town leaves for you like that!

No prob, I'm SUPPOSED to be paying attention to class anyway? >_>

[bestwishes]

Yeah, don't think I wanna go near those other turkeys.

Bulbasaur! Try finishing it with Razor Leaf now!

i'm stealing internet from the neighbors D:

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Crowe stands back and let's the pokemon do its thing. He's got to admit, those animals were handy. And cool.]

Ah. Nice work. I'm surprised it's something so tame. I'm afraid to know what might be in the rest of those.

D:

[bestwishes]

Yeah... I wonder what we'll do about the other ones though? I mean, it's a good idea to leave 'em alone, but what if they just stay there even after we're able to get out of the house again?

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

We'll... I-I don't know. We'll figure something out. Maybe we can... put boxes over them a-and... [He really had no idea.]

[bestwishes]

I guess that might work? ... Maybe it'd just be easier to have a pre-emptive strike and just have Infernape Flamethrower them all?

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

A-as long as the house doesn't get burnt down in the process, sure.

[bestwishes]

I'll be careful? Although I guess I might as well leave them a bit longer in case they do go away on their own...

[countershields.livejournal.com]

Pi-Pikapi! [ and as if by instinct, pikachu attempts to help out and GET THE TURKEY OUTTA THE WAY ]

[bestwishes]

Look out, Pikachu!! [Turkey and Bulbasaur are bouncing all around as well. Bulbasaur almost hits Pikachu with a Vine Whip, but manages to divert it in time.]

[countershields.livejournal.com]

[ he dodges by jumping out of the way and okay he's going to attempt headbutting the thing from the air. ]

Pika!

[bestwishes]

Ugh, stupid turkey! [Ash strikes it with a backhand as it bounces in his direction again.]

[countershields.livejournal.com]

[ if the turkey ever gives up, let's eat it.

IT LOOKS DELICIOUS, RIGHT ASH?

Okay going to attempt hitting it with his tail even though it's just a normal tail, but yeah. ]

[bestwishes]

Saur!! [Razor Leaves shot at the turkey now.

... Also, I dunno. I'm not sure I trust the town enough to eat any of the turkeys it randomly gives us?]

[countershields.livejournal.com]

[ okay, rinse and repeat.

let's fight till the end. ]

[bestwishes]

[And eventually, Turkey GET da ze! Or well, maybe not GET da ze. But we won, and winning is half the battle. Or something.]

Oh yeah!

[countershields.livejournal.com]

[ ash, that is the weirdest winning pose ever, but okay

let's go along with it!! ]

Pi-pikachu!

[bestwishes]

[Poking the remains of the fighting turkey with a stick...]

[countershields.livejournal.com]

[ and pikachu's looking at that turkey curiously.

we have caught a turkey!

nickname??
y/n

> N

oh wait it's not a pokemon, never mind... ]

Piika? [ "I wonder why it attacked." ]

[bestwishes]

I have no idea... I thought it looked edible, but then when I tried to pick it up, it went berserk...